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This listing is for a Kermit Schafer The Best Of Bloopers-Radio And Television's Most Hilarious Boners MCA Records, Vintage Vinyl Record Comedy, MCA-159. In great shape for its age!
RECORD GRADE - VG+ (VERY GOOD PLUS) to NM (NEAR MINT)
SLEEVE GRADE - VG (VERY GOOD) to VG+ (VERY GOOD PLUS)
SEE PICTURES as they are considered part of the description.
Each record we ship comes with a Clear Outer and Inner Record Sleeve that is 2.5 mil thick for long lasting protection from the elements.
Kermit Schafer – The Best Of...Bloopers-Radio And Television's Most Hilarious Boners
Label: MCA Records – MCA-159
Format:
Vinyl, LP, Reissue
Country: US
Released: 1973
Genre: Non-Music, Stage & Screen
Style: Dialogue, Comedy
Tracklist:
Band 1 1:58
A1a Hail To The Chief
A1b News Time
A1c Honeymooners
A1d Next On Ed Sullivan
A1e Bond Rally
Band 2 1:20
A2a Canada Calling
A2b Cigar Commercial
A2c Howdy Dowdy Kid Show
A2d Gomer Pyle TV Show
A2e Baseball Play-By-Play
Band 3 1:52
A3a Late News
A3b Evening Melodies
A3c Weather Forecaster
A3d Mystery Hour
A3e Late Election Returns
Band 4 1:52
A4a CBS Bowling
A4b Johnny Carson
A4c Larry King Interview
A4d U.S. Army Recruitment
A4e Golf Sportscast
Band 5 1:43
A5a White House Newscast
A5b Giveaway Program
A5c Rock 'N Roll Disc Jockey
A5d Talk Show
A5e Tea Time
Band 6 2:03
A6a Opera Broadcast
A6b Governor's Conference
A6c Adult Quiz Program
A6d 7 Up Commercial
A6e Commercial Cut-In
Band 7 1:27
A7a BBC Music Program
A7b Astronauts
A7c Tale Of Two Cities
A7d News & Sports
A7e Million Dollar Movie
Band 8 1:32
A8a Al Hirt
A8b Technical Difficulties
A8c Funeral Parlor Commercial
A8d Quiz Show
A8e Movie Commercial
Band 9 1:37
A9a Country Western D.J.
A9b Alaskan Weatherman
A9c Sound Effects Difficulties
A9d Tomato Sauce Commercial
A9e Miss Universe Pageant
Band 10 1:32
A10a Political Convention
A10b Meat Market Special
A10c Gold Award
A10d Voting Day
A10e Leave The Driving To Us
Band 11 1:18
A11a Quiz Contestant
A11b Marian Anderson
A11c Football Highlight
Side II-Band 1 2:06
B1a Academy Award
B1b Lowell Thomas
B1c Mission Impossible
B1d Amateur Hour
B1e Man On The Street
Side II-Band 2 1:42
B2a Baseball Rain-Out
B2b Davy Crockett
B2c Tennis Matches
B2d Meet The Press
Side II-Band 3 1:57
B3a Local Elks Club News
B3b National Anthem
B3c Annual Farm Contest
B3d Announcement For Nurses
B3e Horse Racing
Side II-Band 4 1:27
B4a Births And Deaths
B4b Restaurant Commercial
B4c Concert Violinist
B4d Station Break-Indiana
B4e Bread Commercial
Side II-Band 5 1:41
B5a Tums Commercial
B5b Professional Basketball
B5c Cooking Show
B5d Station Break-Texas
B5e TV Guide
Side II-Band 6 1:16
B6a Kosygin At U.N.
B6b Employment Service
B6c Ex-Lax Commercial
B6d Dog News Story
B6e Dating Game
Side II-Band 7 1:48
B7a General De Gaulle
B7b Uncle Fred's Kid Show
B7c Ncaa College Football
B7d Emmy Awards
B7e Country Fair
Side II-Band 8 1:21
B8a Football Summary
B8b Children's Program
B8c Wrestling Matches
B8d Weather Girl
Side II-Band 9 1:46
B9a News From Russia
B9b Semonette
B9c Boxing
B9d What's My Line
B9e U.S. Steel Hour
Our Record Rating System:
**** NOTE TO BUYERS****
We use the Goldmine record grading system, which is detailed below. Cover's and vinyl are graded separately and may not fall into the same category. Some records and/or covers may fall into two categories, if I feel it is necessary. If you would like more detail about the condition of a specific title, please feel free to ask.
M (MINT) - Album is brand new, sealed, and unplayed.
NM (NEAR MINT) - Vinyl looks as if you just got it home from a new record store and removed the shrink wrap. LP cover may have some light rub marks.
VG+ (VERY GOOD PLUS) - Vinyl may show some signs of wear and may have slight scuffs or very light scratches that don't affect one's listening experience. Sleeves will have some slight wear, lightly turned corners, or a slight seam split. Also may have slight signs of wear also may be marred by a cut out hole, indentation or corner indicating it was taken out of print and sold at discount.
VG (VERY GOOD) - Vinyl has light wear, scratches or scuffs. Covers may be marred by writing, or have tape or stickers (or their residue) attached, or small seam splits.
G (GOOD) - Vinyl has moderate, ever wear throughout, but still playable. Surface noise and scratches. A cover or sleeve will has large seam splits. especially at the bottom or on the spine. Tape, writing, ring wear or other defects will start to overwhelm the cover.
P (POOR) - Lowest Grade. Audible scratches, etc. on more than half the tracks. Listening uncomfortable. The sleeve is water damages, split on all three seams or heavily marred by wear and writing.
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Our Record Rating System:
**** NOTE TO BUYERS****
We use the Goldmine record grading system, which is detailed below. Cover's and vinyl are graded separately and may not fall into the same category. Some records and/or covers may fall into two categories, if we feel it is necessary. If you would like more detail about the condition of a specific title, please feel free to ask.
M (MINT) - Album is brand new, sealed, and unplayed.
NM (NEAR MINT) - Vinyl looks as if you just got it home from a new record store and removed the shrink wrap. LP cover may have some light rub marks.
VG+ (VERY GOOD PLUS) - Vinyl may show some signs of wear and may have slight scuffs or very light scratches that don't affect one's listening experience.
Sleeves will have some slight wear, lightly turned corners, or a slight seam split. Also may have slight signs of wear also may be marred by a cut out hole, indentation or corner indicating it was taken out of print and sold at discount.
VG (VERY GOOD) - Vinyl has light wear, scratches or scuffs. Covers may be marred by writing, or have tape or stickers (or their residue) attached, or small seam splits.
G (GOOD) - Vinyl has moderate, ever wear throughout, but still playable. Surface noise and scratches. A cover or sleeve will has large seam splits. especially at the bottom or on
the spine. Tape, writing, ring wear or other defects will start to overwhelm the cover.
P (POOR) - Lowest Grade. Audible scratches, etc. on more than half the tracks. Listening uncomfortable. The sleeve is water damages, split on all three seams or heavily marred by wear and writing.